I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I'm not the Messiah! Do you understand? Honestly!

— (Graham Chapman)

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7 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:01:32.030 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Tell them to stop it.

- I hadn't said a word for 18 years till he came along.

- A miracle! He is the Messiah!

- He hurt my foot!

- Hurt my foot!

- Hurt mine!

- Hail Messiah!

- I'm not the Messiah.

- I say you are, Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

- Hail Messiah!

- I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I'm not the Messiah! Do you understand? Honestly!

- Only the true Messiah denies his divinity.

- What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me?

- All right, I am the Messiah!

- He is! He is the Messiah!

- Now, fuck off!

- How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

- Oh, just go away! Leave me alone!

[...]

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