Let me come with you, Pontius. I may be of some assistance if there is a sudden crisis.

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crisis graham chapman

4 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:11:20.571 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Take him away.

- I'm a Roman! I can prove it! Honestly!

- And cwucify him well.

- I really wouldn't, sir.

- Out of the way, centuwion.

- Let me come with you, Pontius. I may be of some assistance if there is a sudden crisis.

- Right. Now item four: Attainment of world supremacy within the next five years.

- Uh, Francis, you've been doing some work on this?

- Yeah. Thank you, Reg.

- Well, quite frankly, siblings, I think five years is optimistic, unless we can smash the Roman Empire within the next 12 months.

- Yeah. 12 months.

- And let's face it, as empires go, this is the big one, so we gotta get up off our asses and stop just talkin' about it.

- I agree. It's action that counts, not words, and we need action now!

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