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- Listen, if you wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans.
- I do.
- Oh, yeah? How much?
- A lot.
- Right. You're in.

15 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:22:16.371 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- All right. Bag of otters' noses, then.

- Make it two.

- Two.

- Thanks, Reg.

- Are you the Judean People's Front?

- Fuck off!

- What?

- Judean People's Front! We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front!

- Wankers.

- Can I join your group?

- No. Piss off.

- I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody!

- Are you sure?

- Oh, dead sure. I hate the Romans already.

- Listen, if you wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans.

- I do.

- Oh, yeah? How much?

- A lot.

- Right. You're in.

- Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fuckin' Judean People's Front.

- Yeah! Splitters!

- And the Judean Popular People's Front.

- Oh, yeah! Splitters! And the People's Front of Judea.

- Splitters!

- What?

- The People's Front of Judea. Splitters!

- We're the People's Front of Judea!

- Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.

- People's Front!

- Whatever happened to the Popular Front?

- He's over there.

- Splitter!

- Oh! I think I'm about to have a cardiac arrest.

- Absolutely dreadful.

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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