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My legs are grey. My ears are nulled. My eyes are old and bent.

5 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:49:57.378 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Coming.

- Yea, verily at that time it is written in the book of Obadiah, a man shall strike his donkey and his nephew's donkey.

- My eyes are dim. I cannot see.

- Are you Matthias?

- Yes.

- We have reason to believe you may be hiding one Brian of Nazareth, a member of the terrorist organization, the People's Front of Judea.

- Me? No. I'm just a poor old man. I have no time for lawbreakers.

- My legs are grey. My ears are nulled. My eyes are old and bent.

- Quiet! Silly person.

- Guards, search the house.

(Roman soldiers marching fast)

- You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?

- No.

- Crucifixion.

- Oh. Nasty, eh?

- Could be worse.

- What do you mean, Could be worse?

- Well, you could be stabbed.

- Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.

- Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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