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Oh, look, I haven't got time to go to no stonings. He's not well again.

5 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:10:54.371 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Hey, get off her. That's disgusting. What are you trying to do there?

- It's the chap with a big nose's fault. He started it all.

- Oh, I hate wearing these beards.

- Why aren't women allowed to go to stonings, Mum?

- It's written, that's why.

- Beard, madame?

- Oh, look, I haven't got time to go to no stonings. He's not well again.

(Donkey bray)

- Stone, sir?

- No, they got them up there, lying around on the ground.

- Oh, not like these, sir. Look at this. Feel the quality of that. That's craftsmanship, sir.

- Well, all right. We'll have two with points and a big, flat one.

- Can I have a flat one, Mum?

- Shhh!

- Sorry. Dad.

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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