- Well, who cured you?
- Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes, cures me!
8 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:15:26.000 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- All right, two shekels. Just two. Isn't this fun, eh?
- Look, he's not giving you any money, so piss off!
- All right. Half a shekel for an old ex-leper?
- That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind the bell, and proud of it, sir.
- Well, what happened? I were cured, sir.
- Cured?
- Yes, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you.
- 'You're cured, mate'. Bloody dogooder.
- Well, why don't you go and tell him that you want to be a leper again?
- I could do that, sir. Yeah, I could do that, I suppose.
- Brian! Come and clean your room out!
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