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- What will they do to me?
- Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
- Crucifixion?
- Yeah, first offense.

7 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:36:47.631 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- They must think the sun shines out of your ass, son.

- Oh, lay off me! I've had a hard time!

- You've had a hard time? I've been here five years. They only hung me the right way up yesterday. So don't you come round.

- All right, all right.

- They must think you're Lord God Almighty.

- What will they do to me?

- Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

- Crucifixion?

- Yeah, first offense.

- Get away with crucifixion? It's...

- Best thing the Romans ever did for us.

- What? (4)

- Oh yeah, if we didn't have crucifixion, this country'd be in a right bloody mess.

- Guard!

- Nail him up, I say!

- Guard! Nail some sense into him!

- What do you want?

[...]

Monty Python's Life of Brian Sound Clip

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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