One day, my mother, she put me on her knee and she said to me, 'Gaston, my son, the world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy and bring peace and contentment, everywhere you go.' So I became a waiter.

— (Eric Idle)

31 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:28:35.521 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- I think this will help explain.

- Come along. Come along. Over here.

- Come on. Come on. This way. Come on.

- This way. Stay by me. Nearly there now.

- You see that? That's where I was born.

- One day, my mother, she put me on her knee and she said to me, 'Gaston, my son, the world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy and bring peace and contentment, everywhere you go.' So I became a waiter.

- Well, it's not much of a philosophy, I know.

- Well, fuck you. I can live my own life in my own way if I want to.

- Fuck off. Don't come following me.

- The Meaning of Life, part seven. Death.

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