Norbit Quotes with Sound Clips

The best quotes and funny one liners from Norbit (2007 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Eddie Murphy (Norbit / Rasputia/ Hangten Wong), Thandie Newton (Kate Thomas), Terry Crews (Big Black Jack)

3 more actors

, Eddie Griffin (Pope Sweet Jesus), Marlon Wayans (Buster), Katt Williams (Lord Have Mercy)

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Norbit Quotes with Sound Clips

1 You stupid orphan! Nobody want a bald orphan!

2 Well, you know, you've been eating so much lately there's a very strong possibility that... The car is shrinking.

3 We don't even have an attic. -Well, then you build a damn attic, then! And then clean it!

4 Yes. Wong very racist. I no like black. I no like Jew either. But black and Jew love Chinese food. Go figure.

5 One, even though you're very ugly, you're very strong inside, like warrior.

6 But you're naked. -Oh, that's just so she could see the various muscle groups as I go through the various routines.

7 What you doing? This supposed to be a children's show. This remind me of Chinese snuff film I once co-star in.

8 I'm gonna go on a diet for sure, next week. Right now I'm gonna get me a lamb kabob and a wine cooler.

9 That why I know, deep down inside, you very, very strong. You strong like warrior. That's why I say to you, you can survive anything. Even...

10 This place has not changed at all. -Oh, yeah. Some of this furniture's even come back in style.

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