I could put... I could put strychnine in the guacamole.
6 seconds sound clip from the Office Space movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:23:38 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- If this happens again, I won't be leaving a tip.
- 'Cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir?
- I could take my traveler's checks to a competing resort.
- I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned.
- I could put... I could put strychnine in the guacamole.
- There was salt on the glass. Big grains of salt.
- Give her a ride on the old bone roller coaster.
- Yo, 6:00 every morning, you wakin' up yawnin' to the sound of your alarm clock alarmin'.
- Hey, don't come back in a dress, man! You big fag!
[...]
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Actors: Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons), Jennifer Aniston (Joanna), Stephen Root (Milton Waddams), Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh), David Herman (Michael "Mike" Bolton), Ajay Naidu (Samir Nagheenanajar)
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