Fuck you, thunder, you can suck my dick. You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts.
10 seconds sound clip from the Ted (2012) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:21:31 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?
- All right, come on. Let's sing the thunder song.
- Fuck you, thunder, you can suck my dick. You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts.
- Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 A.M.? I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.
- You okay there, sweetheart? You look a little flustered.
- I'm fine, I'm fine, I just didn't have time for breakfast and the garage was full...
- Oh, and that's right, my boyfriend can't sleep through a thunderstorm without his teddy bear.
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