The Dictator (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips

Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from The Dictator (2012) movie. The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: Sacha Baron Cohen (Admiral General Aladeen), Jason Mantzoukas ("Nuclear" Nadal), Anna Faris (Zoey), Ben Kingsley (Tamir)

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1 Well, you're all A-rabs to me, the blacks, the Jews, those blue tree-hugging queers in A-vatar.

— (John C. Reilly)

2 When the thought of someone's decapitated head upsets you, that is love.

— "Nuclear" Nadal (Jason Mantzoukas)

3 You go to the bathroom after Osama, you will realize the true meaning of terrorism.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

4 I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on rollerskates.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

5 If this constitution is signed, there will be free press, women drivers, civil rights!

— "Nuclear" Nadal (Jason Mantzoukas)

6 Is he okay? -He's fine. Luckily the bullet hit him in the brain.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

7 That's the Anal Umbrella. It's a good device, I grant you, but where's the splash guard? You're going to kill me and your white shirt.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

8 You could fill your prisons with one particular racial group and no one would complain!

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

9 You're not like mafroom at all. You're like an onion. An outer layer of _, and when you peel it away, there is 10 more layers of _ underneath.

— "Nuclear" Nadal (Jason Mantzoukas)

10 And please stop using that organic deodorant. You could gas the Kurds with that stench.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

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