The Dictator (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from The Dictator (2012) movie. The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: Sacha Baron Cohen (Admiral General Aladeen), Jason Mantzoukas ("Nuclear" Nadal), Anna Faris (Zoey), Ben Kingsley (Tamir)

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1 If this constitution is signed, there will be free press, women drivers, civil rights!

Nuclear Nadal, "Nuclear" Nadal (Jason Mantzoukas)

2 Well, you're all A-rabs to me, the blacks, the Jews, those blue tree-hugging queers in A-vatar.

— (John C. Reilly)

3 When the thought of someone's decapitated head upsets you, that is love.

Nuclear Nadal, "Nuclear" Nadal (Jason Mantzoukas)

4 You go to the bathroom after Osama, you will realize the true meaning of terrorism.

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

5 I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on rollerskates.

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

6 Is he okay? -He's fine. Luckily the bullet hit him in the brain.

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

7 Oh, be quiet. Why are you guys so anti dictators?

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

8 That's the Anal Umbrella. It's a good device, I grant you, but where's the splash guard? You're going to kill me and your white shirt.

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

9 You could fill your prisons with one particular racial group and no one would complain!

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

10 You know what? You people, you make me sick! You see a Middle Easterner on an aircraft and you just assume that he's hatching some violent plot?

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