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- Do you think it's possible that some day you could make love with me and think of him?
- Who knows? Maybe you and he can make love and you could think of me.

13 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:46:31.055 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Are you a model?

- No. I'm a cosmetologist.

- Really? A cosmetologist? That's unbelievable. That's impressive. It must be tough to handle the weightlessness.

- Can I ask you a personal question?

- What is it?

- Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend, don't you?

- Kind of.

- I know this is our first date, but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend, you could think of me?

- Well, I haven't made love to him yet.

- That's too bad.

- Do you think it's possible that some day you could make love with me and think of him?

- Who knows? Maybe you and he can make love and you could think of me.

- I'd just be happy to be in there somewhere.

- Do you have a girlfriend?

- Does it matter?

- Well, I'd like to think you were available.

- Oh, I'm available.

(Motorcycle arriving)

- Did you forget about my ass?

- No! No, I've been thinking about it.

- She tattooed my name on her ass. Not just my name, a lot of names. And funny sayings, too. She's got one up there that says, 'Slippery when wet.'

[...]

The Jerk Sound Clip

The Jerk movie poster

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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