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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › The Jerk

- Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend, don't you?
- Kind of.

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8 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:46:04.662 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I take after my mother's side of the family.

- It's amazing the way it just snaps back like that. Amazing.

- Are you a model?

- No. I'm a cosmetologist.

- Really? A cosmetologist? That's unbelievable. That's impressive. It must be tough to handle the weightlessness.

- Can I ask you a personal question?

- What is it?

- Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend, don't you?

- Kind of.

- I know this is our first date, but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend, you could think of me?

- Well, I haven't made love to him yet.

- That's too bad.

- Do you think it's possible that some day you could make love with me and think of him?

- Who knows? Maybe you and he can make love and you could think of me.

- I'd just be happy to be in there somewhere.

- Do you have a girlfriend?

- Does it matter?

- Well, I'd like to think you were available.

- Oh, I'm available.

[...]

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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