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Don't touch the Johnson bar. You'll explode the fuel casing. And if the Wilson-Smith indicator gets above 160, just turn that little...

8 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:39:30.462 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- End of the line. This is Engineer Fred. Come back and visit me again.

- Billy. Billy.

- Woo-woo!

- Have you seen a 5-year-old boy, blond hair, and he's wearing a T-shirt that says 'Bullshit' on it?

- No. There was just one kid earlier, had a T-shirt that said 'Life sucks' on it.

- We got off the roundup and he said he wanted to go on the trains. There he is. Billy!

- Hey, come back here!

- Billy, come on off that train!

- Pull that lever! Pull the lever!

- Here, hold that. And these. And take my keys. And hold my wallet. Okay.

- Don't touch the Johnson bar. You'll explode the fuel casing. And if the Wilson-Smith indicator gets above 160, just turn that little...

- Billy, I can't take you anywhere anymore!

- There's a little screwdriver there. Just put it in, turn it one-quarter.

- We're going into the tunnel. Don't stand up because the clearance is only four foot...

- Oh, no!

- I'm okay. I was protected by the bill of my Engineer Fred cap.

- Thanks for pulling my cap down.

[...]

The Jerk Sound Clip

The Jerk movie poster

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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