- I've got one! I've got a special purpose!
- You do?
- Yes, it's fantastic! It's great! It's unbelievable! And I was afraid to tell you about it! Your mother's gonna love me!

Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

16 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:52:42.326 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Was it good for you, too?

- I really do want to kiss you. But I'm afraid.

- I would've kept my tongue in.

- No, I mean, I'm afraid if I kiss you, I'll fall in love with you.

- You will?

- And I don't want to.

- You don't?

- My mother sacrificed everything to send me through cosmetology school.

- She did?

- She has this dream for me to be something.

- She does?

- To marry someone with power, money, vision. Someone with a special purpose.

- I've got one! I've got a special purpose!

- You do?

- Yes, it's fantastic! It's great! It's unbelievable! And I was afraid to tell you about it! Your mother's gonna love me!

- Marie, are you awake? Good.

- You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead.

- And I'm glad because there's something I wanna say that's always been very difficult, for me to say.

- I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to be able to say that. You give me confidence in myself.

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