The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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11 Ah! It's a profit deal. That takes the pressure off.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

12 And Son, don't never, ever trust whitey.

13 Do you believe this? First, they didn't have the bamboo umbrellas for the wine, and now snails on the food.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

14 Don't trust whitey. The Lord loves a working' man, don't trust whitey.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

15 Father, you seem like a religious man.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

16 Get to work in there. -But, sir, I don't work here. -Not even for $1.10 an hour?

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

17 Good Lord. I've heard about this cat juggling.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

18 Hey, look, these hoodlums are dangerous. I think we ought to get out of here before she sees us. -She? -What? -You said she. -No. No. I always call a gang 'she.' It's like when you call a boat 'she,' or a hurricane 'she.' -Or a girl?

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin), Marie Kimble Johnson (Bernadette Peters)

19 I don't care about losing all the money. It's losing all the stuff.

— Marie Kimble Johnson (Bernadette Peters)

20 I will need two pieces of identification. -Ah, yes. I have my temporary driver's license. and my Astronaut Application form.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

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