So remember, guard this station with your life. Because my sex life is in your hands.

6 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:18:51.230 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Navin, this is my wife, Lenore. Lenore, this is Navin.

- Pleased to meet you.

- Do you know why a woman of such pulchritude is married to a man like me? 'Cause I make a very comfortable living.

- And this is the first time I'm leaving you alone on a Sunday.

- If anything should happen to this station, this woman would leave me like a...

- In other words, there would be no more, uh... Do you know what I'm talking' about?

- Yes, sir. No more...

- So remember, guard this station with your life. Because my sex life is in your hands.

(CAR DOOR CLOSING)

- (TIRES SCREECHING, ENGINE REVVING)

- I can fix those shocks.

- No, no, we just want some gas, muchacho.

- Okay, but it's Sunday. We got to have a credit card.

[...]

The Jerk Sound Clip

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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