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- What would I win?
- Anything in this general area, right in here, below the stereo, and on this side of the bicentennial glasses, between the ashtrays and the thimble, in these 3 inches, in this area. That includes the Chiclets, but not the erasers.

22 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:31:48.251 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- The most exciting thing on the midway.

- Imagine the thrill of getting your weight guessed by a professional.

- You can blow up your cheeks, you can stick out your chest, but you're not going to fool the guesser.

- How about you, sir? Step right up.

- Hey, honey, let's see how good this guy is.

- What would I win?

- Anything in this general area, right in here, below the stereo, and on this side of the bicentennial glasses, between the ashtrays and the thimble, in these 3 inches, in this area. That includes the Chiclets, but not the erasers.

- No, sir. Come on, honey. He thought he had himself a rube.

- Frosty, I am just no good at this.

- Oh, come on, Navin, you're doing fine.

- No, I've already given away eight pencils, two hula dolls, and an ashtray, and I've only taken in $15.

- You have taken in $15, and given away 50 cents' worth of crap. Which gives us a net profit of $14.50.

[...]

The Jerk Sound Clip

The Jerk movie poster

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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