Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Westley Dread Pirate Roberts, Westley (Cary Elwes)

6 seconds sound clip from the The Princess Bride (1987) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:37:37 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Poor and perfect, with eyes like the sea after a storm.

- On the high seas your ship attacked.

- The Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners.

- I can't afford to make exceptions. I mean, once word leaks out a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you, and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time.

- You mock my pain!

- Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

- I remember this farm boy of yours, I think. This would be what? Five years ago?

- Does it bother you to hear?

- Nothing you can say will upset me.

- He died well. That should please you. No bribe attempts or blubbering. He simply said, Please. Please, I need to live.

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