4 seconds sound clip from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:56:45 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Chicken wings?
- Alright, uh, you wanna talk about guarantees, then...
- Fellas, you just ran out of time.
- Chicken wings.
- Let's think about this for a sec. Why would someone put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting.
- Go on! I'm listening.
- Here's the way I see it. A guy puts a fancy guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.
- Yeah, makes a man feel good.
- Of course it does. Why shouldn't it?
- You figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come down and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
- What's your point?
- The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? 'Building model airplanes' says the little fairy. Well, we're not buying it.
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