I can't believe you've never been cow tippin' before! Get ready to live.

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

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7 seconds sound clip from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:16:46 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Look at 'em there. Pretty maids all in a row. I want the one on the left. She's perfect. Which one do you want? Huh? Huh?

- Does it make a difference?

- Oh, yeah. Wait a second. Is this your first time?

- Yeah, Tommy, it is.

- You're gonna remember this the rest of your life!

- I can't believe you've never been cow tippin' before! Get ready to live.

- Shh! She's sleepin'.

- What you do is you put your shoulder into her, and you push.

- And?

- They fall over.

- And this doesn't strike you as kind of... dumb?

- We're family. We're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait till Christmas.

- Ya keep your feet shoulder-width apart. Stay between the udder and the hock. It's a 32 Belly option. On two, on two.

[...]

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Tommy Boy (1995) Sound Clip

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Actors:Chris Farley (Tommy Callahan), David Spade (Richard), Brian Dennehy (Big Tom Callahan), Bo Derek (Beverly), Dan Aykroyd (Ray Zalinsky), Rob Lowe (Paul Barrish)

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