Tommy Boy (1995) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

Sound clips of funny quotes and famous lines from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard, that you can use as ringtones or for sharing with your friends.

Actors:Chris Farley (Tommy Callahan), David Spade (Richard), Brian Dennehy (Big Tom Callahan)

3 more actors

, Bo Derek (Beverly), Dan Aykroyd (Ray Zalinsky), Rob Lowe (Paul Barrish)

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31 Son, if you're not talking about a guarantee, skip it. My customers need to see that little label, lookin' at 'em right in the eye.

32 Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter.

— Richard (David Spade)

33 Well kid, you threw one by me. Savour the flavour, because it sure as hell won't happen again.

— Ray Zalinsky (Dan Aykroyd)

34 Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid.

— Ray Zalinsky (Dan Aykroyd)

35 You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up! 'Cause I'll come over there and jam an oar up your _!

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

36 Eight whiskey sours and I still sell the son of a _. Damn! I'm good.

— Big Tom Callahan (Brian Dennehy)

37 Fish in a barrel, my man. Town's the fish, people are the barrel. Fish in a barrel...

— Richard (David Spade)

38 We're family. We're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait till Christmas.

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

39 Housekeeping. You want towel. -No towels, need sleepy.

40 Am I just severely wasted or does Tommy look bloated? -No, it's TV, man. Camera adds a couple... 100 pounds.

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