Tommy Boy (1995) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

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Sound clips of funny quotes and famous lines from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard, that you can use as ringtones or for sharing with your friends.

Actors:Chris Farley (Tommy Callahan), David Spade (Richard), Brian Dennehy (Big Tom Callahan)

3 more actors, Bo Derek (Beverly), Dan Aykroyd (Ray Zalinsky), Rob Lowe (Paul Barrish)

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21 Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they're huge! They're ripping my flesh!

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

22 But why do they put a guarantee on the box then? -'Cause they know all they sold you was a guaranteed piece of _. That's all it is, isn't it?

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

23 Hard hats, gentlemen. Get hit in the head without wearing one of these, they scoop your brains out with a goddamn soup ladle.

— Big Tom Callahan (Brian Dennehy)

24 Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it 'guaranteed', I will. I got spare time.

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

25 Hey, lady, look out! There's a fat whale on your boat! -Yeah! Free Willy!
26 Him too 'fraid to get out. He just a little guy.

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

27 Housekeeping. You want me jerk you off?

— Richard (David Spade)

28 I think your brain has a thick candy shell.

— Richard (David Spade)

29 No offense, but if I sent a picture of your mom to some of my buddies at school, she'd definitely be Boner of the Month.

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

30 No, I mean, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's _, but then... No, it's gotta be your bull.

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

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