Tommy Boy (1995) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

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Sound clips of funny quotes and famous lines from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard, that you can use as ringtones or for sharing with your friends.

Actors:Chris Farley (Tommy Callahan), David Spade (Richard), Brian Dennehy (Big Tom Callahan)

3 more actors, Bo Derek (Beverly), Dan Aykroyd (Ray Zalinsky), Rob Lowe (Paul Barrish)

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11 And every time I drive down the road, I want to jerk the wheel into a goddamn bridge embankment!

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

12 But why do they put a guarantee on the box then? -'Cause they know all they sold you was a guaranteed piece of _. That's all it is, isn't it?

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

13 Don't run away from your feelings!

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

14 Let's say the average person uses ten percent of their brain. How much do you use? One and a half percent. The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin.

— Richard (David Spade)

15 Now, I know you'd love to just sit there and keep being not slim, but we gotta work a little today, OK?

— Richard (David Spade)

16 OK, and life preservers. These we may need. Although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says if anything, it's gonna be a mountain.

— Richard (David Spade)

17 The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? 'Building model airplanes' says the little fairy. Well, we're not buying it.

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

18 What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public, alright?

— Ray Zalinsky (Dan Aykroyd)

19 Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid.

— Richard (David Spade)

20 We're family. We're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait till Christmas.

— Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley)

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