Tommy Boy (1995) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Sound clips of funny quotes and famous lines from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard, that you can use as ringtones or for sharing with your friends.

Actors:Chris Farley (Tommy Callahan), David Spade (Richard), Brian Dennehy (Big Tom Callahan)

3 more actors

, Bo Derek (Beverly), Dan Aykroyd (Ray Zalinsky), Rob Lowe (Paul Barrish)

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Tommy Boy (1995) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

11 Now, I know you'd love to just sit there and keep being not slim, but we gotta work a little today, OK?

12 OK, and life preservers. These we may need. Although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says if anything, it's gonna be a mountain.

13 The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? 'Building model airplanes' says the little fairy. Well, we're not buying it.

14 What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public, alright?

15 You're driving along, driving along... The kids yell from the back seat I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!

16 Exits! Ok, there's one back here, and there's probably one over by the wing, somewhere, usually.

17 Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid.

18 'Course I could get a hell of a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's _, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.

19 All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the road, and you hit the brakes.

20 Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they're huge! They're ripping my flesh!

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