Uncle Buck (1989) Quotes with Sound Clips

Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from the Uncle Buck (1989) movie. The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: John Candy (Buck Russell), Macaulay Culkin (Miles Russell), Laurie Metcalf (Marcie Dahlgren-Frost), Mike Starr (Pooter the Clown)

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1 His name is Bug. -First or last? -First. -What's his last name, Spray?

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

2 I don't know. I can't get enough cheese. I feel like a big mouse.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

3 You know who I am? In the field of local live home entertainment, I'm a God!

— Pooter The Clown (Mike Starr)

4 Take this quarter. Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

5 What did you have? A few drinks this morning? Huh? I think you did, didn't you?

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

6 So why don't we put a button on it like this? And a zipper, like that, and a lock. I can't talk at all. I throw the key away.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

7 I'm onto a five-year plan. I eliminated the cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then to chewing tobacco, then I'm onto that nicotine gum.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

8 That's a pretty stupid thing to do during flu season. -I bet she's getting the tongue.

— Miles Russell (Macaulay Culkin)

9 All those medical terms, huh? What is it, an infarction or something like that?

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

10 Come on, it's a great sport. And it's virtually impossible to get pregnant while doing it. If you catch my drift.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

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