Uncle Buck (1989) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from the Uncle Buck (1989) movie. The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: John Candy (Buck Russell), Macaulay Culkin (Miles Russell), Laurie Metcalf (Marcie Dahlgren-Frost), Mike Starr (Pooter the Clown)

[Amazon link] #ad

21 What's your record for consecutive questions asked?

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

22 We need boys so they can grow up, get married, and turn into shadows.

23 I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a silly heart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

24 I've had enough of your ugliness.

25 If the object of the game were to get the ball as close to the pins without knocking any of them over, you would be champion of the world. -Really? -Really.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

26 Marcie Dahlgren-Frost. Dahlgren is my maiden name. Frost is my married name. I'm single again, but I never bothered to lose the Frost.

— Marcie Dahlgren-Frost (Laurie Metcalf)

27 Need any dildo jokes? Wham! I'm the guy!

— Pooter The Clown (Mike Starr)

28 No, your boobs were Minnie and Mickey. I remember that because of Disney World.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

29 Really? You think it's the hat? No? A lot of people hate this hat. It angers a lot of people, just the sight of it.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

30 Shut up, Buck. -That's a good idea.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

Latest Movie Sound Bites

The Tigger Movie (2000)
461 Sounds / Quotes

Superman (1948)
1319 Sounds / Quotes

Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)
526 Sounds / Quotes

The Hunt for Red October
940 Sounds / Quotes

Black Belt Jones (1974)
458 Sounds / Quotes

Uncle Buck (1989) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Latest Movie Sound Bites

Poll