Uncle Buck (1989) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from the Uncle Buck (1989) movie. The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: John Candy (Buck Russell), Macaulay Culkin (Miles Russell), Laurie Metcalf (Marcie Dahlgren-Frost), Mike Starr (Pooter the Clown)

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31 The washing machine's still broken, so I thought I'd use the microwave. Nuke them up, you know. Heats them up pretty good, too. It kills the germs and odors that they cause.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

32 The washing machine. I... I don't know how to work it, so I was kicking it and swearing at it, you know, which is not an uncommon thing to do.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

33 What day is today? -Friday. -You know what that means. -Jumbo party.

— Miles Russell (Macaulay Culkin)

34 Who are you? Mother Cabrini? You never touch the stuff?

— Pooter The Clown (Mike Starr)

35 You could have taken his head off! -Yeah, but would he notice?

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

36 You get the pole out of your keister, we'll get along just fine.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

37 You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it to see if you actually brushed your teeth or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

38 You've got to have a good breakfast, start the day off right. Mmm.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

39 (UNCLE BUCK LAUGHS MOCKINGLY - Sound Effect) (2)

40 Your car's on fire. -No, no, no. It's just a little oil.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

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