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Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from the Uncle Buck (1989) movie. The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: John Candy (Buck Russell), Macaulay Culkin (Miles Russell), Laurie Metcalf (Marcie Dahlgren-Frost), Mike Starr (Pooter the Clown)

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51 No, no, no, but I wouldn't be drinking if I was going to entertain some kids.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

52 So, I'll just go home and wait for the Federal Express man.

— Marcie Dahlgren-Frost (Laurie Metcalf)

53 Waiting for your sex?

— Miles Russell (Macaulay Culkin)

54 What's this? Oh! Come on! The dog is watching. Come on.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

55 Why was your uncle microwaving your socks? -He can't get the goddamn washing machine to work.

56 You better go home, okay, Marcie? Pick up your records. The party's over. Okay?

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

57 You don't know what you're doing. You're bored out of your mind. You need a little adult supervision.

— Marcie Dahlgren-Frost (Laurie Metcalf)

58 You know what a hatchet is, don't you, Bug? -It's an ax? -Sort of. Yeah. Yeah. I got one in the car if you'd like to see it.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

59 Don't look at me like that. Don't. That's not fair.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

60 Oh, my God. He put onions in the eggs.

— Miles Russell (Macaulay Culkin)

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