I'm onto a five-year plan. I eliminated the cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then to chewing tobacco, then I'm onto that nicotine gum.

— Buck Russell (John Candy)

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9 seconds sound clip from the Uncle Buck (1989) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:15:34 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Not well. Not well.

- All those medical terms, huh? What is it, an infarction or something like that?

- Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes.

- Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now.

- I'm onto a five-year plan. I eliminated the cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then to chewing tobacco, then I'm onto that nicotine gum.

- Money. I'll leave you blank checks.

- No, please. I've got lots of money.

[...]

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Actors: John Candy (Buck Russell), Macaulay Culkin (Miles Russell), Laurie Metcalf (Marcie Dahlgren-Frost), Mike Starr (Pooter the Clown)

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