25 Movie Quotes about Condoms (Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about condoms, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'

Graham Chapman in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

2 How many times I tell you? If a girl's tells you she's on the pill... you use something anyway.

Laurence Fishburne as Jason Furious Styles in Boyz n the Hood

3 A pill ain't gonna keep your _ from falling off.

Laurence Fishburne as Jason Furious Styles in Boyz n the Hood

4 Hold on. You use a condom? -No. -Good! That's my boy! That's my boy! Yo, never use condoms, son. They take away all the feelin'.

Quote from Don't Be a Menace

5 When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realized the full significance of what he was doing, but 400 years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas.

Graham Chapman in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

6 How's about investing in condominiums? It's safe. -Condominiums? -Yeah, condominiums. -I never use them.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky II

7 This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat.

Quote from Space Jam

8 Stop lying, all right? Besides, I had the jimmy on extra tight.

Kaydee Caine Lawson in Menace II Society

9 Yeah. Well, I hope you wore a hat because a couple of brothers eased up in that.

Quote from Menace II Society

10 Come on, now. Don't even play me like that. You know I'm packing a plastic. _. I ain't going out like Willy Lump-Lump.