'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'

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7 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:33:56.269 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you.

- And by wearing a rubber sheath over my old fellow, I could ensure that when I came off, you would not be impregnated.

- That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself.

- When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realized the full significance of what he was doing, but 400 years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas.

- And Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh, no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want. French Ticklers, Black Mambos, Crocodile Ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress.

- Have you got one?

- Have I got one? Well, no, but I can go down the road anytime I want and walk into Harry's, and hold my head up high and say, in a loud, steady voice...

- 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'

- Well, why don't you?

- But they, they cannot, because their church never made the great leap out of the Middle Ages, and the domination of alien Episcopal supremacy.

- But despite the attempts of Protestants to promote the idea of sex for pleasure, children continue to multiply everywhere.

- The Meaning of Life, part two. Growth and learning.

- And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour.

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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