28 Movie Quotes about Crucifixion (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: April 12, 2025

Memorable quotes about crucifixion, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Crucify him.

James Earl Jones as Thulsa Doom in Conan the Barbarian (1982)

2 What will they do to me? -Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion. -Crucifixion? -Yeah, first offense.

Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

3 Oh yeah, if we didn't have crucifixion, this country'd be in a right bloody mess.

Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

4 Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death. -Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.

John Cleese in Monty Python's Life of Brian

5 Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today? -139, sir. -Special celebration. Passover, sir. -Right. Now we have 140. Nice, round number, eh, Biggus?

Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

6 Next? Crucifixion? -Yes. -Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

7 Uh, look. It's not my cross. -What? -Um, it's not my cross. I was, um, holding it for someone.

Quote from Monty Python's Life of Brian

8 Well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother in the autumn years of her life, all I can say is, go ahead, be crucified! See if I care. I might have known...

Terry Jones in Monty Python's Life of Brian

9 You would not find me suitable. Because my first official act would be to have you all crucified.

Quote from The Fall of the Roman Empire (1964)

10 I was telling the story of the Crucifixion to some Mongolian tribesmen.

Quote from The Bitter Tea of General Yen (1933)

28 Movie Quotes about Crucifixion (Sound Clips)

1 Crucify him.

2 What will they do to me? -Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion. -Crucifixion? -Yeah, first offense.

3 Oh yeah, if we didn't have crucifixion, this country'd be in a right bloody mess.

4 Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death. -Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.

5 Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today? -139, sir. -Special celebration. Passover, sir. -Right. Now we have 140. Nice, round number, eh, Biggus?

6 Next? Crucifixion? -Yes. -Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

7 Uh, look. It's not my cross. -What? -Um, it's not my cross. I was, um, holding it for someone.

8 Well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother in the autumn years of her life, all I can say is, go ahead, be crucified! See if I care. I might have known...

9 You would not find me suitable. Because my first official act would be to have you all crucified.

10 I was telling the story of the Crucifixion to some Mongolian tribesmen.

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