• Random Quote
  • Actors
  • Characters
  • Movie Genres
    • Cartoons
    • Classics
    • Comedy
    • Disney
    • Famous
    • Horror
    • More Genres
  • Sound Effects
  • Topics A-Z
  • Resources
Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › Monty Python's Life of Brian

- Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today?
- 139, sir.
- Special celebration. Passover, sir.
- Right. Now we have 140. Nice, round number, eh, Biggus?

— (Michael Palin)

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
[ 1 ]
MP3
258 kB
WAV
2.2 MB

crucifixionmichael palin

13 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:10:12.467 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- What? No, that's not what I meant at all!

- You're fuckin' nicked, me old beauty.

- Right.

- Stop it.

- Well, Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money.

- A what?

- But this time, I guawantee you will not escape.

- Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today?

- 139, sir.

- Special celebration. Passover, sir.

- Right. Now we have 140. Nice, round number, eh, Biggus?

- Hail Caesar!

- Hail.

- The crowd outside are getting a bit restless, sir. Permission to disperse them, please.

- Disperse them? But I haven't addressed them yet.

- I know, sir, but...

- My addwess is one of the high points of the Passover. My fwiend Biggus Dickus has come all the way from Wome just to hear it.

[...]

Top rated lines from this movie

Bloody donkey owners. All the same, ain't they? Never have any change.
Suicide Squad, attack!
Silence! This man commands a cwack legion! He wanks as high as any in Wome.
What's funny about Biggus Dickus?
Well, the birds, then. -What birds? -Any birds. -Why? -Well, have they got jobs? -Who? -The birds.
Monty Python's Life of Brian Sound Clip

Monty Python's Life of Brian poster

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

[Amazon link] #ad

Latest Movie Sound Bites

The Shaolin Heroes (1980) The Shaolin Heroes (1980)
Muppet Treasure Island Muppet Treasure Island
The Alamo (1960) The Alamo (1960)
Short Circuit (1986) Short Circuit (1986)
The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

Poll

You are using film sounds:







  Results

MOVIE-SOUNDS.ORG - Download and listen to lines and quotes from movies which can be used as ringtones. A movie phrases and sayings search engine.

 

All the movie sound clips on this site are just short samples from the original sources, in mp3, wav or other popular audio formats. The copyrighted, unlicensed movie samples are shorter in comparison to the original movie. Samples do not exceed 10 seconds or less than 1% of the length of the original movie, which is shorter. All the sounds retain their original copyright as owned by their respective movie production companies (read the full disclaimer and disclosures)

Contact | Privacy policy