Because I'm the Stone you can't squeeze blood from, and that's the truth!
7 seconds sound clip from the The Muppet Christmas Carol movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:09:11 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- It's Mr. Applegate, sir. He's here to speak to you about his... Mortgage.
- Oh, please don't shout at me, sir. That and, of course, little Gwen. Her lungs aren't right.
- The doctor takes his share, don't he?
- I mean, you can yell and scream, and you're right, But it won't do no good...
- Because I'm the Stone you can't squeeze blood from, and that's the truth!
- Thank you for not shouting at me!
- Oh! Oh! 17... 2... 7... 4...
- Let us deal with the eviction notices for tomorrow, Mr. Cratchit.
- Very well. You may gift-wrap them.
- Let us help you with that, Mr. Cratchit.
- Oh, my. There are certainly a lot today.
[...]
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Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)
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