- I am here to tell the story.
- And I am here for the food.
5 seconds sound clip from the The Muppet Christmas Carol movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:03:54 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Two pence apiece while they last!
- We... They won't last long the way you're eating them.
- Hey, I'm creatin' scarcity... Drives the prices up.
- Rizzo...
- Hello. Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol.
- I am here to tell the story.
- And my name is Rizzo the rat.
- Hey, hey, wait a second. You're not Charles Dickens.
- No. A blue, furry Charles Dickens who hangs out with a rat?
- Charles Dickens was a 19th-century novelist, a genius.
[...]
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Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.
Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)
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