It's Christmas day. I haven't missed it. The spirits did it all in one night.
7 seconds sound clip from the The Muppet Christmas Carol movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:13:13 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Scrooge is saved. What can happen now?
- Yeah.
- What, me? Uh, that is, uh... What, me, sir?
- Pardon?
- What's today, my fine fellow?
- Today? Well, today is Christmas day.
- It's Christmas day. I haven't missed it. The spirits did it all in one night.
- They can do anything they like. Of course they can! Of course they can!
- Do you know the poultry shop on the next street?
- An intelligent lad. A remarkable lad.
- Do you know whether the prize turkey has been sold in the window?
- Oh, the one twice as big as me? It's still there!
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