- Well, it's likely to be a cheap funeral. I don't know a single soul who would go to it.
- I wouldn't mind going. If lunch is provided!
12 seconds sound clip from the The Muppet Christmas Carol movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:04:30 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Oh, yes. Yes. The night is waning fast.
- No, I don't know much about it either way. I only know he's dead.
- When?
- Wonder what he died of. I thought he'd never go!
- Well, I don't know or care why he's gone. I'd just like to know what he's done with his money.
- That's right. Wouldn't we all!
- Well, he didn't give it to me.
- Well, it's likely to be a cheap funeral. I don't know a single soul who would go to it.
- I wouldn't mind going. If lunch is provided!
- Speaking of lunch... Look at the time!
- I know some of those gentlemen, spirit. Of what poor wretch do they speak?
- So, back from the house of sadness, I see.
- Hmph! Sad that he didn't die years ago, the old skinflint.
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