93 Movie Quotes about Funerals with AudioUpdated: Nov 10, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 In his will he left me enough money to pay for his tombstone. Ha! And I had him buried at sea! Scrooge McDuck; Ebenezer Scrooge in Mickey Mouse 2 Wow. Hey, are we at a funeral right now? Oh, wait, no, it's your bed. Andy Samberg as Johnny in Hotel Transylvania 3 Which service have you decided on? -Well, I don't know. -We can give you entombment, empyrement, dissemination, or eternalization. -I don't know what the hell you're talking about. -That would be embalmed, buried, scattered, or burned. Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow in The Loved One (1965) 4 Yeah. Your parents came to my funeral. I was surprised at how many people came. Quote from An American Werewolf in London 5 As there are many people of delicate sensibilities, with a natural reluctance to expose their loved ones to anything savoring of immodesty, I've been considering the advantages of training a female embalmer. Jonathan Winters as Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965) 6 On behalf of the body, I'd like to thank you for a lovely funeral. Zero Mostel as Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum 7 Fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible. Jim Carrey as The Mask / Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask (1994) 8 The funeral is about to begin... sir. Angus Scrimm as The Tall Man in Phantasm (1979) 9 However, look, we can offer you a special new service, whereby the remains are placed inside a rocket, and fired into space. Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow in The Loved One (1965) 10 If they kill me, they have to pay for my funeral. A waste of money... they wouldn't do that. Quote from Shaolin vs. Lama (1983) Page 1 of 10 1 2 3 ► >>