The police will handle it. I've given up crimefighting to become a full-time parent. I couldn't do both 100 percent, so one had to go.
— Darkwing Duck (Jim Cummings)
8 seconds sound clip from Darkwing Duck - Toys Czar Us (S1E32).
You can hear this line at 00:09:52.141 in the DVD version of the TV Series.
Quote context
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- Dad, not in front of the guys.
- Hey, bet the guys would like to stay for supper. Zucchini meatloaf. Mm-mmm. Yum.
- All right! Where's my dad and what have you done with him?
- You little imp. Want to help me hang my new chintz curtains?
- Dad, isn't there a whole crime-riddled city out there just begging for your quality time?
- But Dad, I like things the way they are... uh, were.
- Nope. I've made up my mind. From now on, it's just you and me, kid.
- We should have enough fabric left over.
- Your costume for the school play.
- What school play? I'm not in any school play.
- You are now. And guess who's directing?
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