130 Double Entendre Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 13

Updated: Jul 4, 2026

A selection of double entendre quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

121 I'm sorry for all those things I said to you last night. You're not the worst _ I've ever had. Believe me, I've had worse. You don't puff or snorkle and make death-like rattles. As a matter of fact, you're rather serene in the sack.

Faye Dunaway as Diana Christensen in Network (1976)

122 Well, the next time they mess with us, we're gonna kick _. -Kick _? Donkey, mule, burro.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot; Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

123 You shook hands with me. -Oh, I'll do her again.

John Wayne as Davy Crockett in The Alamo (1960)

124 You know, I was at your bris when you were a baby. And I saw it. It wasn't huge, but it had some size.

Quote from The Wedding Singer (1998)

125 I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

126 Did anyone ever tell you you look like the prince of Wales? I don't mean the present prince of Wales. One of the old Wales. And believe me, when I say Wales, I mean Wales. I know a whale when I see one.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

127 So what is it you do? You here alone? Single? Married? Staying long? -Officer, please. I'm innocent.

Roddy Piper as John Keller; Kim Morgan Greene as Karen Keeler in Immortal Combat (1994)

128 I keep the rhythm below the belt.

Quote from The Wolf of Wall Street

129 Gosh, I hope I can take the electric blanket back. -Where do you got that? -Under the underwear. -You'll get a nice tan.

Quote from White Christmas (1954)

130 Would you mind engineering a little maintenance, and getting my pipes fixed up in my place, please?

Quote from The Honeymooners (1955)