131 Double Entendre Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 13

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121 Is your wife in town? -Yes. -Well, then, we better go to my place.

Faye Dunaway as Diana Christensen in Network (1976)

122 I'm sorry for all those things I said to you last night. You're not the worst _ I've ever had. Believe me, I've had worse. You don't puff or snorkle and make death-like rattles. As a matter of fact, you're rather serene in the sack.

Faye Dunaway as Diana Christensen in Network (1976)

123 Well, the next time they mess with us, we're gonna kick _. -Kick _? Donkey, mule, burro.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot; Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

124 You shook hands with me. -Oh, I'll do her again.

John Wayne as Davy Crockett in The Alamo (1960)

125 You know, I was at your bris when you were a baby. And I saw it. It wasn't huge, but it had some size.

Quote from The Wedding Singer (1998)

126 I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

127 Did anyone ever tell you you look like the prince of Wales? I don't mean the present prince of Wales. One of the old Wales. And believe me, when I say Wales, I mean Wales. I know a whale when I see one.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

128 So what is it you do? You here alone? Single? Married? Staying long? -Officer, please. I'm innocent.

Roddy Piper as John Keller; Kim Morgan Greene as Karen Keeler in Immortal Combat (1994)

129 I keep the rhythm below the belt.

Quote from The Wolf of Wall Street

130 Gosh, I hope I can take the electric blanket back. -Where do you got that? -Under the underwear. -You'll get a nice tan.

Quote from White Christmas (1954)