118 Double Entendre Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 12

Updated: Apr 8, 2026

A selection of double entendre quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

111 Is this an odd or an end? -Hey lady, if I buy two odds, will you show us your end?

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

112 Is your wife in town? -Yes. -Well, then, we better go to my place.

Faye Dunaway as Diana Christensen in Network (1976)

113 I'm sorry for all those things I said to you last night. You're not the worst _ I've ever had. Believe me, I've had worse. You don't puff or snorkle and make death-like rattles. As a matter of fact, you're rather serene in the sack.

Faye Dunaway as Diana Christensen in Network (1976)

114 Well, the next time they mess with us, we're gonna kick _. -Kick _? Donkey, mule, burro.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot in Short Circuit (1986)

115 You shook hands with me. -Oh, I'll do her again.

John Wayne as Davy Crockett in The Alamo (1960)

116 I keep the rhythm below the belt.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

117 Gosh, I hope I can take the electric blanket back. -Where do you got that? -Under the underwear. -You'll get a nice tan.

Bing Crosby as Bob Wallace in White Christmas (1954)

118 Would you mind engineering a little maintenance, and getting my pipes fixed up in my place, please?

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)