307 Quotes by Eddie Murphy (Sound Clips) - page 11

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101 I joke, I joke, I joke. Why you not know joke when you hear joke? Why you wanna make fight at wedding?

As Hangten Wong in Norbit

102 Say 'Tuesday' again and you ain't gonna see Wednesday!

As Rasputia in Norbit

103 With child? -Oh, yes, can't you tell? I'm getting a little belly. And my titties is all achy and itchy-like.

As Rasputia in Norbit

104 How you doing? (2)

As Rasputia in Norbit

105 Oh, no. Hell, no. I'm a Christian, and you ain't gonna sit there and blame God for how you look, okay? You the one that pushed that plate away.

As Rasputia in Norbit

106 It's a madhouse! A madhouse!

As Norbit in Norbit

107 I know y'all better stop rushing me. Beauty takes time. This don't just happen.

As Rasputia in Norbit

108 Now remember, it's your first day of training, so listen to your teacher and no fightin', play nice with the other kids, unless one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.

As Mushu in Mulan (1998)

109 Pfft! Hygiene.

As Mushu in Mulan (1998)

110 Mike Douglas. Oh, Mike Douglas. You know, Mike Douglas used to make me moist when I'd watch his show. I admit it. I would get moist when I watched his show. Only white man ever did that to me was Mike Douglas.

As Grandma Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

307 Quotes by Eddie Murphy (Sound Clips) - page 11

101 I joke, I joke, I joke. Why you not know joke when you hear joke? Why you wanna make fight at wedding?

102 Say 'Tuesday' again and you ain't gonna see Wednesday!

103 With child? -Oh, yes, can't you tell? I'm getting a little belly. And my titties is all achy and itchy-like.

104 How you doing? (2)

105 Oh, no. Hell, no. I'm a Christian, and you ain't gonna sit there and blame God for how you look, okay? You the one that pushed that plate away.

106 It's a madhouse! A madhouse!

107 I know y'all better stop rushing me. Beauty takes time. This don't just happen.

108 Now remember, it's your first day of training, so listen to your teacher and no fightin', play nice with the other kids, unless one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.

109 Pfft! Hygiene.

110 Mike Douglas. Oh, Mike Douglas. You know, Mike Douglas used to make me moist when I'd watch his show. I admit it. I would get moist when I watched his show. Only white man ever did that to me was Mike Douglas.

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