If you are feeling quiggly, why not just have a J. Arthur?
5 seconds sound clip from the Austin Powers in Goldmember movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:29:52 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- I could've had it away with this cracking Judy, my old china.
- Are you telling pork pies and a bag of tripe?
- If you are feeling quiggly, why not just have a J. Arthur?
- Don't you remember the din-din with the grotty Scottish bint?
- Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens?
- She was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer that lived up the apples and pears.
[...]