Austin Powers in Goldmember Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound bites of the best quotes, funny lines and sound effects from the Austin Powers in Goldmember movie soundboard.

Actors: Mike Myers (Austin Powers / Dr. Evil/ Goldmember / Fat Bastard), Michael Caine (Nigel Powers), Beyoncé Knowles (Foxxy Cleopatra), Seth Green (Scott Evil)

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1 But when you're an overweight child in a society that demands perfection. Well, your sense of right, wrong fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed.

— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard (Mike Myers)

2 What, Billy No-Mates?

— Nigel Powers (Michael Caine)

3 There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

— Nigel Powers (Michael Caine)

4 You know, I think it's a shame the way they treat you. Just because you're one-eighth their size doesn't mean you deserve one-eighth of their respect. Does it?

— Nigel Powers (Michael Caine)

5 Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you? -Yeah, I'm sure. -Would you like to?

— Foxxy Cleopatra (Beyoncé Knowles)

6 Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?

— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard (Mike Myers)

7 You're the best evil son an evil dad could ever ask for.

— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard (Mike Myers)

8 All right, analysis: Oh, it smells like carrots and throw-up.

— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard (Mike Myers)

9 Here's the chocolate. It's from Bruges. That's in Belgium. That's where Daddy's from. Yeah.

— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard (Mike Myers)

10 You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell other people's cooking on each floor and you go: What are they cooking? That, plus crap.

— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard (Mike Myers)

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