If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
7 seconds sound clip from the Billy Madison movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:36:02 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Would you like to try the word 'buzz'?
- I hate cursive, and I hate all of you! I'm never coming back to school! Never!
- Billy!
- I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school.
- If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
- Oh, my God! I'll go to school.
[...]
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Billy Madison Sound Clip
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Actors: Adam Sandler (Billy Madison), Darren McGavin (Brian Madison), Bridgette Wilson (Veronica Vaughn), Bradley Whitford (Eric Gordon), Josh Mostel (Principal Max Anderson)
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