Maybe if you'd told me there were Triscuit crackers I could've enjoyed them with you.
6 seconds sound clip from the Billy Madison movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:05:53 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- You gotta dress yourself up and look nice, too.
- Oh, that boy's a fine piece of work all right. He's a fine piece of ass though, too.
- Where the hell is he? I'm starvin'.
- I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car. You should've had some.
- Maybe if you'd told me there were Triscuit crackers I could've enjoyed them with you.
- Sorry doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach, does it, Carl?
- Gentlemen? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. Have you all met?
- Eric Gordon, my executive vice president.
- And our operations manager Carl Alphonse.
- Sit down, gentlemen, sit down.
[...]
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Actors: Adam Sandler (Billy Madison), Darren McGavin (Brian Madison), Bridgette Wilson (Veronica Vaughn), Bradley Whitford (Eric Gordon), Josh Mostel (Principal Max Anderson)
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