'We're so lucky to have Principal Anderson substituting. Now we have the privilege of staring at that tub of lard all day long.'
12 seconds sound clip from the Billy Madison movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:37:26 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- But don't get your hopes up, because I plan on teaching. So I hope you plan on learning.
- Now, who can tell me where we are in our social studies reader?
- Yes? Michael? Excuse me. What's that in your hand? Bring that note up to me.
- Now let's see what couldn't wait till after class.
- 'If I were him, I would walk my fat ass right into oncoming traffic.'
- Oh, man, Billy. I just thought of the funniest thing.
- You know, I don't wanna sound like a weirdo, but I kinda missed Miss Vaughn today.
- Why? Do you like her or something?
- No!
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