Well, I can think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes, and a nine iron.
11 seconds sound clip from the Billy Madison movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:49:32 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Not exactly roughing it, are you?
- Those are... They come with the tent.
- Wow. A Tale of Two Cities. I don't think we're up to that one yet.
- I can understand nine words in that book now.
- Well, I can think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes, and a nine iron.
- Two would include a buffalo. Live or stuffed, preferably stuffed, for safety's sake.
- Three: We'd bring back some of those ice cubes. Switch it over to a pitching wedge.
- This is Veronica, my teacher. That's Carl.
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