Captain Ron Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound bites of the best quotes and one liners from Captain Ron (1992), in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Kurt Russell (Captain Ron), Martin Short (Martin Harvey), Mary Kay Place (Katherine Harvey)

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1 Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. Yeah, I've always been a fast healer. You know. Of course, I believe in Jesus, so that helps.

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

2 Yeah, diesels love their oil like a sailor loves his rum. -Huh! Yes, they do. Why is that, Captain Ron? -Ah, nobody knows. Huh.

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell), Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

3 And you're sure you know the way? -Oh, yeah, no problem there. Any fool could find it. -Well, let's hope so, huh?

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell), Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

4 Hey, swab, come here. Listen up. The way it works shipboard is, you do your job. You do it good, you get a better job. Maybe you get promoted from swab to mate. All right, get on it.

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

5 Well, dawn comes early on a boat. Right, Cap? -Yeah. Right about that, boss! Happens every morning just about sunup.

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell), Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

6 All right, let's tie her off and kick back some cold ones, huh?

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

7 All right! Let's kick the tires and light the fires, huh?

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

8 It's on this island, San Pomme de Terre. Doesn't that sound romantic? -That means potato. -No, it doesn't.

— Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

9 Wait a minute. We don't even know if this thing is safe or not. -Eh, best way to find out is get her out on the ocean, Kitty. If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there.

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

10 Well, you heard of Saint Croix? -Yeah! -We're going to the island just to the left of it. -What's it called? -Ted's! -Ted's?

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

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